Archive for The Gathering Place "The Gathering Place" is a web community where people can gather and make new friends, share ideas, enjoy a few laughs and learn about many interesting things together. It is a safe place where friends can correspond with each other about what they love.
Gardening Humor
This was not meant to be funny but it was......
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- Dan Quayle
The best way to garden is to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
Compost is best aged a little like a fine wine. I mean, would you prefer to drink a nice 97, or something that was made last Thursday?
If I could only grow green stuff in my garden like I can in my refrigerator.
Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant
A toddler who was found chewing on a slug.
After the initial surge of disgust the parent said,
"Well . . . What does it taste like?"
"Worms," was the reply.
Another unwritten rule of gardening -- any self-respecting rock will break at least one shovel before accepting its new home.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started and don't work half the time.
God's Warrior
Gardening Tooo Long
Gardening Tooo Long
You know you've been gardening too long
when you butt in & correct nursery staff when they give incorrect advice to customers.
Zanymuse
Naw! That just means the staff has not been gardening long enough... if ever!
Elena
Good way to look at it, Zany! I copied that little bit of info. from a source that shall remain unknown. However.....it doesn't ever bother me to give my little tidbits of advice at gardening stores whether anyone asks me for it or not.
