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God's Warrior

Directions to Our Father's House

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

Directions to Our Father's House

Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's Highway - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.
Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.
As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.
Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. And Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
AMEN!!!!!

SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.
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The way you live it............is your gift to God.
God's Warrior

10 Reasons Why Heaven Is Looking Good

1. It’s totally fat free.
2. Harp lessons
3. When you say, “Oh, God…” you’ll hear, “Yes?”
4. “No pain, no gain,” becomes “No pain, no pain.”
5. Great view
6. Real golden arches
7. Soul music for eternity
8. Wings
9. You can find out the answers to the question, “Why?”
10. You can begin the Lord’s Prayer, “Our Father who art here…”
smokey the dog

Re: DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.

Elena wrote:
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE

Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's Highway - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.
Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.
As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.
Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. And Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
AMEN!!!!!
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I saw a similar item but it was called "a biker's directions to God's house"

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