Christian One Liners

God's Warrior · Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:53 am Post subject: Christian One Liners

Christian One Liners

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Some people are kind, polite, and
Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
Without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front
Of the bus, the middle of the road, and
The back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
Bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
Change churches; what difference does
It make which one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
Are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch
Them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark
Where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men
To take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing,
Not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
Great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to
Where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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God's Warrior · Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject:

"I am an old-fashioned preacher of the old-time religion that has warmed this cold world's heart for two thousand years." - -Billy SUNDAY

God's Warrior · Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:19 pm Post subject:

Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil.
Thomas Mann

God's Warrior · Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:19 am Post subject:

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He who angers you controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.